Oy! Oy! Oy!

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What do the kids say? “That’s tight?” Or “sick?” Whatever it is, this is pretty cool.

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Dustin Diamond, formerly “Screech” from “Saved by the Bell,” gets a verbal whipping from Sgt/ Harvey Waldenon VH1′s “Celebrity Fit Club:”

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Heidi Klum is introduced to the “Shenis,” an apparatus that allows women to relieve themselves … as a man would, I guess is what you would say.

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Yet another poster highlighting the continuing saga of Peter Griffin vs. The Giant Chicken. Reminiscent of that other bullfighting poster.

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All-around freak Matthew McConaughey uses his super yoga powers in an attempt to destroy the Death Star and free the galaxy from the cruel yoke of the Imperial Forces. (From a whole bunch of places, via Technorati.)

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A 160-pound wonder from Japan set a new record by devouring a sickening 53 3/4 frankfurters in 12 minutes to win the annual Independence Day hot dog eating competition on Coney Island.
The feat earned Takeru Kobayashi, 27, his sixth straight title in the event, held at the original Nathan’s Famous hot dog stand on Brooklyn’s seashore.

He broke his own record of 53 1/2 hot dogs, set at the same competition two years ago.

From Yahoo!

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The makers of The Da Vinci Code hit a stroke of luck when somebody thought that maybe no one should watch the film… they should have taken a lesson from these bureaucrats, which just banned Voodoo Dolls, making the item to have in communist China (from Newsweek):

The dolls have become increasingly popular among the Middle Kingdom’s misanthropes and trend-conscious teens. Customers purchase a doll (pin included), attach a piece of paper bearing the name of their enemy to the doll and then stab away. Voodoo Dolls Online offers a wide range of dolls in assorted colors. “Do you want to make your enemy feel as if someone is always stalking him behind his back?” reads the caption next to a doll clad in black. ” ‘The Magic Shadow Killer’ will thoroughly destroy his spirit.” Another popular item is the “Little Angel,” which purportedly brings good luck and helps its owner find true love.

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